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Demotivate Demotivational Poster

F.R.I.E.N.D.S - Always around to care for you after you get burnt....

DEEP THOUGHT - can be quite harmful. You might just probe a little too deep.

MEMORY - You can always tell a bad one....

FLYING - Dude, Did you see our pilot before boarding? I'm sure he'll take us straight up.

HAPPILY MARRIED - "Honey, come here and have a look!" "What is it babe?" "Your child and my child are playing with our child!"

INTERNET - Whoever messed with his internet connection...

GUILT - You know you have none. Go ahead and laugh.

SUPERMAN FAIL - Where were you on that one, huh?

TAGS: demotivation demotivate demotivational superman 9 11
Rating: 2.98/5

More motifakes by Nero

Mark - August 19, 2009, 9:16 am
Not only not funny but in extremely poor taste. 1 failed lion cub for you Nero.
Guest091 - August 19, 2009, 9:13 am
A lot posters on this website are funny. This one sure as hell isn't.
Toussaint - June 29, 2009, 1:08 am
Not funny or whatever it was supposed to be, at all.
WTFO - June 29, 2009, 12:34 am
3000 people died on that day. I don't think it's funny when some geek makes a tie in to the mass death of innocents and a cartoon. Freedom of speech I guess, I just don't find humor in it.
St.Lol - June 29, 2009, 12:19 am
Dude i dont get you people. This is full of lol.
Bob Chin - November 26, 2008, 1:56 pm
notlol.... Ah the irony, hence I lold. Motifake...Demotivational can be sad. That's why I love this rollercoaster of a website.
notlol - November 26, 2008, 2:28 am
I think 90% of these posters fail at making anybody laugh
Claire - November 25, 2008, 2:08 pm
Well seeing as Superman fails anyway, AND he's a fictional character, this poster isn't even funny in an "I'm going to Hell" way; it's not even relevant to anything.
DetectiveArcher - September 16, 2008, 9:54 pm
A failure? Possibly. Has no respect for his country? Maybe. Pretty friggin hilarious? Definitely.
RubberDucky - August 7, 2008, 12:53 am
Wow who ever made this is a failure and if you live in the US you have no respect for your country.
Zed - August 4, 2008, 9:06 pm
Well, according to the movie, he was off in space, thanks to Lex Luthor and some well-bribed Astronomers.
Shtoink - August 1, 2008, 2:57 am
prolly off saving his peice of a** in metropolis

FAILURE - If at first you don't succeed Failure may be your style

LOVE YOUR ELDERS - Pays... once they die

WEALTH - Money can't buy happiness. How's poverty working for you?

REALITY - The terrible burden that pulls you out of paradise and back to your cubicle. Get back to work.

TAGS: demotivation demotivate demotivational office reality depressing
Rating: 1.94/5

More motifakes by Nero

Vinnie - August 3, 2008, 4:30 am
That's true demotivational. o_o

PWNED - ...accept it. You may have Variety and Quality But life blocks you out with more of the same So you are always on square one...

CATCH 22 -

TAGS: pzy catch twenty two demotivated
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

rerun - August 11, 2012, 8:23 am

the alcohol really helps.

PRE-MOTIFAKE - this was called a demotivational poster

TAGS: culos premotifake demotivate
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 13, 2013, 3:24 pm
*receive no real medical.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 13, 2013, 3:23 pm
I've had the plea5ure if telling that to a young 'un a few days ago, lol. I told them, start working, paying bills, recurve no real medical, then the black helicopters come out at night... you'd be unhappy too. This goes into my favorites as well.

LIFE ALERT - I've fallen and I can't get up!

TAGS: demotivation demotivate demotivational silent hill life alert
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by Nero

Sniperzoo - March 30, 2009, 9:33 pm
right when i clicked on this the life alert commercial came on! lmao
Me - February 8, 2009, 1:47 pm
Almost spit my water out too funny.
Nobody - October 25, 2008, 12:27 am
b****in' picture. And I LOL'ed heavily at the caption. Well done!

BUSEY - The man. The legend. THE TEETH!!!

TAGS: demotivate busey funny
Rating: 2.27/5

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briahere - July 9, 2009, 6:23 pm
Dude, you got some crazy in your teeth.

LONELINESS - I'm only cruel to others So I can believe I chose to make them leave

TAGS: loneliness demotivate
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by 5butjam

jackandsally - April 21, 2012, 2:10 am
maoworks2 - April 19, 2012, 7:06 am
So True !

SOUVENIR - Why does it always have to be about love? Why do they expect more after one night? Why do they all leave a mark when I say "Thank You"?

PHOTOGRAPHY - Get your friend to master it. Next time you slip and fall, you'll become the hip-hop star you never dreamed of.

N00BS - All nice and enthusiastic additions to the family... Till they start flooding you with junk...

TAGS: noob junk family enthusiastic demotivate
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Verdeckt - August 21, 2011, 6:59 am
"Meep Meep" - Roadrunner
spacedog - August 20, 2011, 1:37 pm
"Honk Honk" -Harpo Marx
crankyhead - August 20, 2011, 1:50 am
"If saw myself in clothes like that, I'd have to kick my own a**." - Happy Gilmore
motifayk - August 20, 2011, 1:28 am
I am not that clever :D
motifayk - August 20, 2011, 1:27 am
"Observe all men; thy self most." — Benjamin Franklin "Everything we shut our eyes to, everything we run away from, everything we deny, denigrate or despise, serves to defeat us in the end." - Henry Miller. LOL, I use Google :D
Verdeckt - August 20, 2011, 1:10 am
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying" — Oscar Wilde

CALLING - Need not come just once... Need not come from the almighty at all times... But somehow comes exactly when you are sleeping...

ANXIETY - Do not show it in public

IT IS VERY SAD - For a man to make himself a servant to a single thing His manhood all taken out of him By the hydraulic pressure of excessive business

TAGS: demotivate manhood
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by 5butjam

GaryO - June 23, 2012, 12:11 pm
Well now. Much more here than a mere truism. Nicely played, laddie. Nicely played.

DEVIL - The voice in your head that starts speaking the moment you leave your girlfriend in a cottage with just one other guy.



TAGS: looking in the mirror demotivate
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - April 18, 2011, 1:00 pm
like my 4th poster :)
marlygirl - April 17, 2011, 3:33 pm
Not too bad, cant say I relate but good poster
djinnyf - April 17, 2011, 7:11 am
Pouahhhh!!! xx
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 7:05 pm
Shock And Awe...Shock And Awe
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:28 pm
...especially looking in a body-length mirror after dry-humping a snow-cone

SUCCESS - The surest way to success Is hard work, raw talent And big breasts

TAGS: demotivate success
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by 5butjam

5butjam - June 30, 2010, 12:32 pm
Remind me to never mention bre***s again...
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 11:23 am
If it`s for soft Drugs we would welcome you with open pipes!
thatonechick - June 30, 2010, 10:59 am
I don't think Canada will let me in. LoL! I have a record.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 10:53 am
Move up here, Free health care! or to france. Free health care, daycare, homecare and every employer MUST give 5 weeks paid holidays to every employee every year. Also free college.
thatonechick - June 30, 2010, 10:51 am
That'd be if I could afford it. As you can see, I can't afford to pay attention lately... :P
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 10:46 am
Sorry to hear that. Sounds like a prudent move. Better safe....
thatonechick - June 30, 2010, 10:44 am
Not sure I'd make it that long! Actually, as my mom died of bre*** cancer, I'd rather have all the tissue removed and then replaced with some implants. Removes about 97% of the risk for cancer...
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 10:40 am
That's a plan! Who cares if they look like fried eggs hung on nails when you're 80!
thatonechick - June 30, 2010, 10:38 am
LoL! I doubt I really would. Or I'll at least wait 30 years when it'll be truly beneficial.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 10:36 am
Leave'em. Anymore than a mouthful is a waste! Also do you realy want to be tucking them into your pants in 30 yrs? The bigger they are the lower they sag.
thatonechick - June 30, 2010, 10:32 am
Perhaps I should begin some sort of money collection, offering a timeshare arrangement once they're installed.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 10:30 am
thatonechick - June 30, 2010, 10:29 am
It can be a vicious cycle, actually... A nice, new pair of big bre***s can cost upwards of $5000! And how'm I supposed to make that much money without big bre***s to begin with?!?
forseti - June 30, 2010, 9:02 am
most of my buddies think I should go to gym more often 'cuz my bre***s are too big, but I don't have any success?!? strange.


TAGS: perception will demotivate this perception
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by Ed-Hyde

Ed-Hyde - October 8, 2010, 1:54 pm
ty both very much.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 9:02 am
TheTrashHeap - October 8, 2010, 8:52 am
Direction is overrated. Nice poster Ed.
Ed-Hyde - October 8, 2010, 6:57 am
ty, the lack of direction was intentional though. Kinda aimed at it going 40 directions at once, and hoping that it would be able to be read from multiple points of view.
Reality Lord - October 7, 2010, 7:34 pm

ed this is a very potential poster. powerful image, text delivered poetically. direction...lacking. good effort.

VISION TEST - Read out Loud what you can see. I've switched on the light.

REBIRTH - It's not about wriggling out of a hole headfirst for a second time....

SELF PRAISE - not demotivational not funny (if you're not an insider) WHO CARES?! LET'S VOTE IT UP!

TAGS: sorry this fact demotivates me a little
Rating: 2.37/5

More motifakes by forseti

R.S.Jake - June 14, 2010, 5:30 pm
I haven't changed my avatar in weeks!
forseti - June 14, 2010, 5:16 pm
Hey everybody! As I said, I love you all. It's nothing personal. And believe me or not, I really like the tribute posters! Also Jake can't change his avatar anymore..*fg* I only think, they should be shown in the forum but not in "public". Don't bother ;)
TheTrashHeap - June 14, 2010, 10:28 am
I would suspect a rise in "roast" posters and an decrease in "tribute" posters on the 29th.
Airman - June 14, 2010, 10:21 am
TTH, easy on the creepy whiny old guy, eh? Hey Forseti, did you not notice there is a new kind of calendar this month. I am sure the roast/tribute is a one time thing. we were each asked if it was ok. IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN HAVE MY DAY ON THE 29TH to shine
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2010, 10:06 am
Agreed! I bet you were always picked last for dodgeball Forseti.
TheTrashHeap - June 14, 2010, 10:03 am
Forseti you seem to be slipping back into bad habits! Would you expect the creepy, whiny old man at the end of the lane to be invited to the block party? Earn your place or find another.
Kung-Fu Devil - June 14, 2010, 9:31 am
They were interviewing Americans who were going to the World Cup and asking them to name some players, and a lot of them didn't know any. Why pay all that money to go watch a sport you don't care about? Should have gave their tickets to me!!
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 9:22 am
Jurtje banned... this low-score bombing on tributes is going to end, or every one of these users will be banned on the first batch of bombings. If you don't like the topic, don't vote on it. Vote on the quality of the poster, or not at all. Pansies.
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 9:12 am
As long as USA loses, I'll be fine. This isn't a soccer country, and it drives me crazy when idiots chant "USA" when they can't name a single player on the team... and those idiots who boo an "offsides" call just because it was on the USA team. I digress.
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 9:09 am
On a personal note, I am sure I was cheering just as loud as you were, but keep in mind that you beat a geriatric Australia... not a super team. So, that doesn't mean you can dump on the motifake regulars with impunity. If they take the cup, then yes.
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 9:02 am
I respect your opinion, and understand that it may be annoying to those who don't get tribute posters made of them. I also give you high marks for having class. Although you made this poster, you aren't a crybaby that votes them down. That says a lot.
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 8:58 am
And the fact that they get good ratings should tell you that it's important to us... and it has deep meaning to do these tributes. If you don't understand it, then you have no friends of your own.
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 8:56 am
I'm sure you make friends and influence people by telling a crowd of friends that they are wrong for sticking with each other, but here, posters are tributes... a show of affection....
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 8:53 am
There are over 68,000 posters. Shall we just remove a category of poster (chuck norris, fail, j******t, anime, bikini, food, dogs) everytime someone announces that they don't like that type of motifake?
agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 8:51 am
So, are you unhappy that you weren't on the calendar, or are you against the fact that here, like the rest of the world, we have friends... and we like to show appreciation and respect for our friends, just like we do in real life situations?
forseti - June 14, 2010, 7:08 am
It's just that I think, some of these pictures should stay in the forum (old discussion, I know). Thirdly: To prove this picture's message, I vote 5 lions! :P
forseti - June 14, 2010, 7:08 am
Secondly: I don't want to attack someone personally, so please don't even start whining - take it like a woman!! I love you all.
forseti - June 14, 2010, 7:07 am
Some thoughts - even if you don't like first postings from the creator... First of all: I want to thank the approver (whoever) to let this pass. You restore hope for me!*g*

APOCALYPSE - The end is nigh! You unbelieving, infidels, heathens and pagans. Despair the wrath of God is upon us.